Corrupt a Wish

[Deleted]

Granted, but they give the same episode over and over.

I wish I could fly.

[Fox Savage]

Granted. But you don't know how to land and so crash into something whenever you try to stop.

I wish I had some lime green licorice.

[Sarandon]

((I snicker, Fox. Luckily the Canadian government did no such thing...))

Granted, but you can't land.

I wish that winter would go back to normal.

[Fox Savage]

Granted. But then all of your electricity fails and your stuck even colder anyway.

I wish I could poke Sarandon for trying to dis Xena. >_<

[Sarandon]

((I not dis Xena! Xena is so cool! It's the US government banning Mondays thing... I have a vet appointment on Monday that I've been impatiently waiting to arrive since the beginning of the month. And yeah, that electricity failing thing happened once. nine years ago. It was fucking hell. No power for 11 days.))

[Fox Savage]

(Eh, Stop being so serious. It's a game. Laugh it off and muck up my wish.)

I wish my fingernails were permanently black so I didn't have to keep repainting them.

[Sarandon]

((I'm not taking offense. I just wanted to correct what I thought was a misconception. And talk about our evil weather. Because it is evil.))

Granted, but the reason they're black is because of frostbite and you lose your fingertips.

I wish I had better housekeeping skills.

[Fox Savage]

Granted, but then you lose all other skills and work like a robotic maide all day long.

I wish I was a pirate in the mid 1700's.

[Deleted]

Granted, but your ship is sunk, your crew turns on you, and you have no treasure.

I wish I lived in a hot air balloon.

[Fox Savage]

Granted. But your balloon pops over the pacific ocean where you are then consumed by a huge shark.

I wish I could swim with sharks without the fear of being eaten.

[Deleted]

Granted, but just because you're not afraid doesn't mean they don't take a bite anyway. xD

I wish tomorrow was another Snow Day.

[Sarandon]

Granted, but that means that you lose one day of vacation elsewhere in the year when you are completely exhausted.

I wish I saw Ribs more often

[Deleted]

Granted, but your eyes fall out.

I wish I didn't have to memorize my speech for tomorrow.

[danicaloy]

Granted! You will give you speech flawlessly, however, afterwards you will be throwing up all day.

I wish I was fluent in Japanese!

[Deleted]

Granted but you can no longer speak anything else, nor learn another language.

I wish I didn't feel like throwing up every time I had to give my speech...