Corrupt a Wish

[Fox Savage]

Granted. Only by standing on his own he suddenly develops a brain and tries to bite your fingernails. o.0

I wish I was a super hero who no one could beat in skilled combat!! Haha!

[Deleted]

Granted, but it turns out your weakness is cute panties and you get your butt handed to you by a perverted fan girl with lacy panties.

I wish my teacher wasn't evil and hadn't given me a 79 for the semester.

[Quincy]

Granted. But instead they make you sell your soul to them, causing you to become a mindless, babbling zombiething. :C

I wish I could go to the mall with my gay boy. ;n;

[Fox Savage]

Granted. But your gay boy suddenly turns bi and falls for a tomboy-ish girl.

I wish I could get drunk off my ass an NOT have a hangover afterwards.

[Deleted]

Granted, but you die from alcohol poisoning and your belongings somehow end up in the hands of an anti-yaoi homophobe.

I wish my doll's wig would stay on. DX

[Terry]

Granted; but in a few months all the hairs on the wig would begin to fall out.

I wish I could have an adventure, like in Fushigi Yugi, where I was sucked into a story and landed in a another world.

[Quincy]

Granted, but all the "bishies" are fifty year-old tubs of lard. 0:

I wish I had cable internet service. ;n;

[Deleted]

Granted, but you can only get internet by hopping on one foot and singing "I'm Bringing Sexy Back."

I wish Justin what's his face wasn't so popular because he gets on my nerves. DX

[Cameron Ainsworth]

Granted, but when he goes broke and unpopular, you wake up to find out that your parents have taken pity on the now homeless thing and he'll be sharing your room with you from then on.

I wish I could memorize these damn scales for district band tryouts Wednesday. DX

[Deleted]

Granted, but when you're about to play on Wednesday, you forget everything.

I wish I hadn't eaten so much...

[Fox Savage]

Granted. Only now you have developed an eating disorder and weigh about 82 pounds.

I wish I had more tattoos!

[Cameron Ainsworth]

Granted, but then after getting every single inch of your body covered in tattoos, you come to the sudden realization that as you get on up in age, tattoos won't look so good anymore.

I wish I had a good pen to write with.

[Fox Savage]

Granted! At least you had a good pen to write with up until a karate ninja Grandma with saggy boobs pops you on the head and makes off with it.

I wish Bam Margera was gay.

[Quincy]

Granted. But then he runs off with Don Vito.... or whatever his name is. D:

I wish I would get my lip pierced. </3

[Deleted]

Granted, but your lip becomes infected and you have to have your lips cut off. DX

I wish I could sew well. >.<