Corrupt a Wish

[Quincy]

Granted. But you can only sew granny panties.

I wish I wasn't afraid of needles so I could get a tattoo.

[Deleted]

Granted, but your skin becomes infected and starts to fall off. >.<

I wish my dad wasn't being sexist and retarded. >.>

[Fox Savage]

Granted. But he suddenly has a mid-life crisis and turns gay. >.<

I wish my cousin would just come out already.

[Deleted]

Granted, but then suddenly turns heterosexual by some odd twist of fate.

I wish I could go to the store today and buy some cloth.

[Fox Savage]

Granted. But the only cloth you can afford to buy is a puke green and rips soon after you bring it home.

I wish country music was never invented.

[Deleted]

Granted, but somehow, all other music becomes erased also.

I wish I could afford more dolls...

[Fox Savage]

Granted. But you can only afford ones from the dollar store.

I wish boys could have babies.

[Deleted]

Granted, but they only sleep with other boys and won't go near a woman even if you gave them a million dollars.

I wish I couldn't have babies. Ewwww. Babies. DX

[Cameron Ainsworth]

Granted. But you still have your period. But I totally agree... Ew, babies. D:

I wish school wouyld get called off tomorrow.

[Zadkiel]

Granted, but there's nothing to do anyways and you mope around, dying of boredom.

I wish our DSL hookup would get here already!! >_<

[Deleted]

Granted, but somehow, it works even less than your old internet. >.<

I wish *my* school got called off tomorrow and that it snowed tonight.

[Fox Savage]

Granted, But two days later a massive heat wave sweeps through your town and your house gets flooded thus marking the end of all of your electronics and internet.

I wish I didn't have an accent.

[Deleted]

Granted, but people don't think you're cool anymore. xD

I wish I could speak Japanese.

[Rana Mau Abyssin]

Granted, but as a result of studying this language, you lose your mastery of English so that no one in your immediate entourage can understand you.

I wish it was Monday.

[Fox Savage]

Granted. But then the U.S. government decides to get rid of Monday all together and now we have six day weeks.

I wish the tv show Xena was still running.