Corrupt a Wish

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Yes, we've all played it, and now it's back. The game that brings us all together. If you don't know how to play...well...here's how it goes. Someone wishes for something and you grant their wish...only twist it in a rather amusing way. xD For example, I could say, "I wish for a balloon" and someone else might say something like, "Granted, only a flying monkey throws a rock at it and pops it." Here goes.

I wish that Paige wasn't so shy and didn't make me set up play dates for her...and that her midget-ness went away. xD

(Claimed first thread!)

[Cameron Ainsworth]

Oh good god. XD You claimed the first thread with Corrupt a Wish? Good one.

Granted, but then it turns out the being shy and short are communicable illnesses and you manage to catch it from me.

I wish my toes weren't so cold.

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Granted, but it turns out the reason your toes became warm is that they fell off.

I wish I had a piece of cakie.

[Cameron Ainsworth]

Granted, but someone spills ketchup on it.

I wish barbeque chicken and pineapple pizza wasn't so good. <3

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Granted, but then it becomes as gross as it sounds and it burns your teeth with acid someone put in your food, causing you to have outrages dental bills you can't seem to pay off, which ends in you sleeping in a card board box next to Michael Jackson in a dark, deserted alley.

I wish I had strawberry printed lacy panties.

[Cameron Ainsworth]

Granted, but they're size XXL. So not sexy.

I wish I didn't have to write up a paper for English in a little bit..

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Granted, but in exchange, you have to write my four Physics essays.

I wish there was something better to watch on TV.

[Fox Savage]

Cool game. ^_^

Your wish is granted! Only as soon as you get interested lighning hits your TV and you are now left in the dark! Muahahahaha...<_<

I wish I was a vampire... ooooo... spooky, I know. ~_^

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Granted, but you develop a phobia against blood and are no longer able to drink it, causing you to starve and turn to dust.

I wish I got a B at least on my Calculus final. >.<

[Fox Savage]

Granted - but then the teacher dubs you as a cheater and you are left with a big F.

I wish I lived in the 1800's.

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Granted, but then you find yourself engaged to a 60 year old pedophile that wants you have his babies. DX

I wish I had enough cash to buy my doll clothes.

[Fox Savage]

Granted- but then before you can purchase your dolls clothes you get robbed by a circus full of midgets.

I wish I lived in the United Kingdom.

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Granted, but as soon as you move, Castro decides to overtake the UK and somehow is able to become the supereme dictator of Cuba and the UK.

I wish I hadn't made a 66% on my Pre-Cal midterm and that I didn't have a 79% for the semester... *cries*

[Cameron Ainsworth]

Granted. You ace everything in Pre-Cal from all the extensive, obsessive studying you do to get a 100 percent in that class... but as a result, you get Fs in all your other classes.

I wish I had the time and energy to stay awake and watch the Full Metal Alchemist movie again. Wrath~ ;-;

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It was the opposite. >.> I got As in everything but Pre-Cal. DX

Granted, but afterwards, you pass out and go into a coma for seven years only to wake up to a futuristic world without yaoi or yuri.

I wish I could get my doll to stand without worrying about him falling over.