Corrupt a Wish

[Zadkiel]

Granted, but then you feel like throwing up every time you write anythign haveing to deal with Yaoi instead XDD

((Ana, that'd kill ya))

I wish I could just quit both my jobs and still get the money I make >_<

[Deleted]

Granted, but the money is stolen by evil midgets. xD

I wish I did well on my competition today.

[Sarandon]

Granted, but then the judges suddenly all come down with malaria and the competition is declared closed without a winner.

I wish I didn't have to do the dishes.

[Quincy]

granted, but then no one else does and soon you're out of dishes and there's a nasty smell coming from the sink...

I wish I was a better writer. x3

[Deleted]

Granted, but you suck at everything else now. xD

I wish I could get at least one question right on the Oral Super Quiz portion of my competition... >.< (It's the last event for today and also the last even of the competition. Then there's the dinner and Awards Ceremony... >.>)

[Cameron Ainsworth]

Wow, the thread died... XD; How 'bout I revive it, if not only for a little while..

Granted, but.. hrm, yeah.. I don't have anything.. Moving on~

I wish the people making my Honey-senpai cosplay outfit would contact me... ; ;

[Deleted]

Granted, but they're extremely rude and piss you off so much that you end up violently throwing your phone across the room, thus pissing off your mom and making her hold your cosplay outfit hostage as revenge.

I wish I could get into Stanford. >.<

[Cameron Ainsworth]

Granted, but it turns out that the whole 'Good School' thing is really a clever cover up and it ends up being a school full of flunkies and stupid teachers.

I wish the damn buttons on my Ouran blazer would fit into their holes. DX

[Deleted]

Granted, but as soon as you get the buttons to fit, the blazer falls apart and you can't get it replaced due to the fact that Ouron Host Club cosplaying has been banned due to a really retarded law.

I wish I don't get any homework today. >.< It's only third period so far...but I don't have math homework! O.O

[Micheia]

Granted! But then your professor gives you a VERY HARD project... and so is your next prof... and the next... and the next... and the next... and they are all DUE at the VERY same DAY! O.O ...ouch. XD


--> I wish that Zercans are real and one HAWT Cat man whisked me off my feet and takes me to his world and have multiple Hawt, Passionate Lurving! XD *droolz*

[Deleted]

Granted, but it turns out it was only real in the dream world you created as your body stayed in a coma and when you wake up, you get slapped with hospital bills and have to go to school with people ten years younger than you. xD

I wish I didn't have a Physics test in...ten minuts. DX

[rurithecrimsonrose]

Wish granted, you already had that test in April! Now it's May. ;D
I wish to have a great time in Europe.

[Deleted]

Granted, but as soon as you get home, you realize you spent too much money and now you have a huge debt.

I wish I had gotten higher than a 1850 on my SATs...

1850 out of a 2400 seems pretty average to me... DX

[Raimi]

Granted~! You get a 2400 on your SATs, but that does you hardly any good, seeing as though it was graded out of 4800 points!!

I wish I had the stamina to run 1 mile in 6 minutes like I used to!!

[animecrusader]

Granted, but only because you keep getting chased by rabid moose.

I wish I could get a job.