Corrupt a Wish

[Raimi]

((The funny thing is...my nickname is baby moose!! XD))

Granted~

But, the only job you're able to get is a janitorial job at a diarrheal research facility.

I wish my legs shaved themselves.

[animecrusader]

(( No kidding? That's funny! xD ))

Granted, but all the hair that you would shave from your legs ends up growing on your face.

I wish I could read and play first violin parts easily.

[Raimi]

((Yup, my first sentence taught to me by my uncles was, 'I am moose.' XD))

Granted!!!

But before your first concert you get your fingers gnawed off by a rabid fan and can no longer play.

I wish I could marry a young, rich, handsome man XD

[sully]

Granted!

But then you find out he like to gamble and he lost all his money in pocker.

I wish i could get a boyfriend!!!

[animecrusader]

Granted! But he used to be a woman. :3

I wish my hair dye wouldn't wash out.

[Deleted]

Granted, but instead, your hair permanently looks like the hair of a clown with a bad fro. xD

I wish I didn't have to start my college applications.

[animecrusader]

Granted, but without college, you end up living under a bridge.

I wish I could beat the boss in my video game.

[firimar]

Granted but then the game crashes at the end sequence and you have to start all over again, mwahaha!

i wish i could slap orlando bloom

[Deleted]

(You forgot to make a wish. ^_^'')

I wish I didn't have to fill out so many university applications.

[bjorn]

(does the "I Dream of Jeannie" blinking thing), Granted.............But you put it off, and never go to college. And the only job you can get, is changing Carol Channing's bedpan.....HAHAHA

I wish I could meet Bjork (the singer, not my mother lol)

[Deleted]

Granted, but you end up causing all of Bjork's other fans to beat you to death for getting to meet their idol. XD

I wish I could make doll clothes.

[pohjaden]

[im luvin this game. tho... im surprised no one has said anything since December 2007. sheesh -_-]

granted. you now have the skills to make dolls' clothes. but every piece of fabric you touch collapses into a billion threads! muahaha

I wish i didn't have to get up at 7am tomorrow for classes. (geez...)

[mesmu]

Granted, but instead you have to wake up at five am and be at your classes by 5:10!!!

I wish I wasn't so sleepy!

[squabbel]

Granted, but you will never sleep because every-time you close your eyes you are transported to silent hill

I wish I was on maintenance so I could eat real food.

[mesmu]

granted, but your food turns to ashes whenever you try to eat it.

I wanna be a rock star!!!