No Shit, I Love You! [DukexKlaude/Gleo]

[clementine]

Duke looked over and smiled at Klaude. "Do you like lasagna as well? Or should I cook something different for you?"

[phantasmalunar]

Klaude shook his head. "I've got no preference. Gleo likes it."

[clementine]

Duke shrugged, "Suit yourself then." He turned around to focus back on his cooking and after he'd put the lasagna into the oven, the kitchen soon was filled with the wonderful smell of cheese and pasta.

[phantasmalunar]

Klaude just sat there and watched Duke trying to figure out why Gleo was so enamored with him.

[clementine]

Duke was humming under his breath and Klaude suddenly had a plate of lasagna and garlic bread in front of him. This was followed by a glass of milk as Duke sat. He gave Klaude a smile and a hair ruffled before digging into his own food. "Better hope it's not poisoned," he teased.

[phantasmalunar]

Klaude glared at Duke then looked to the side before bowing his head toward the edge of the table and tapping it there. He didn't feel like dealing with this guy anymore.

Gleo blinked a few times then smiled brightly and announced, "The foods done!"

[clementine]

Duke blinked at the action, relieved there was no intense bashing this time. He smiled at Gleo and reached over to ruffle Gleo's hair. "Yup, made it just for you. I guess Klaude didn't want any," he teased.

[phantasmalunar]

Gleo frowned slightly. "Guess not, he doesn't usually eat."

[clementine]

"No?" Duke asked, ruffling Gleo's hair lightly. "Doesn't he have any favorite food?"

[phantasmalunar]

Gleo shook his head. "He likes liquor sometimes because I'm afraid to drink it."

[clementine]

Duke let out a bark of laughter, shaking his head. "Well, maybe if I get him a little drunk he'll like me better, eh?"

[phantasmalunar]

Gleo blushed. "Oh, you shouldn't get him drunk, he just gets meanier and when he hits his head, I'm very confused."

[clementine]

Duke frowned, "No shot games then. Gleo, if Klaude is so mean, why is he with you? I mean, you seem like such a sweet little bearer. I'm surprised you have such a brat inside of you."

[phantasmalunar]

Gleo gasped before shaking his head. "No, no, Klaude's not mean, he's just rough. He protects me, I like Klaude a lot."

[clementine]

Duke didn't look convinced, but he did smile and reach over to ruffle Gleo's hair. "I'll help protect you too then," he promised, wondering what Gleo needed to be protected from.