'Normal' Is So Overrated. [Myq/Sa]

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Myq's head swiveled, and he jumped. "What the fuck?!" he cried, glaring at the male lurking in his bushes.

[ode]

Sa sat up from the chair and stepped forward. Reaching down, he grabbed the man by the wrist and tugged him out of the pool. As an after thought, he grabbed the cat as well and said, "Now, Aai!"

The next second they were all aboard the Zinca, in the guest room just next to Sa's.

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To say Myq was freaked out would be an understatement.

"WHAT THE FUCK?!" Myq was screaming, stil dripping wet as he roundhouse kicked the asshole in the chest, sending him to his ass again. "YOU fucking creepy stalker bastard! Where's my fucking cat! Where am I? Take me HOME NOW!" he cried, throwing the heaviest, smallest object he could find at the guy's face.

[ode]

Sa was laughing his ass off even as he dodged the little Zercan statue. "YOU are on my ship where you will remain until I see fit. Your CAT is behind you if you would take the time to look and no, you will be spending some time with me," he said with a big grin. "Maybe I'll throw a tip on how to help people out to you during our time together."

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"I hope you get sodomized by ogres you fucking asswipe." He growled at the male, before picking up his cat, who squirmed because he was still wet.

[ode]

Sa snickered a bit more. "There should be clothing in the closet if you get cold. This is your room for the next few weeks. Get used to it,"he said before blowing him a kiss just because he knew the man would be pissed, he walked out the door.

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Weeks? WEEKS?! "Oh hell no." Myq growled. "OK. If that's the way he wants to play this..." This meant WAR.

[ode]

Sa was still chukling when he entered the bridge and sat in the pilots seat.

"Sa, do you think it's a good idea... kidnapping an Earthling and all?" Aai said.

"'Course I do. This is no particular earthling. This one is particularly evil. We have to keep him."

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Myq's evil mind was working, thinking of ways to get back at the Zercan. Suddenly he grinned, and just sat on the bed, happy with himself. Things were about to get dirty.

[ode]

Sa whistled as he prepared the man a olate of food and headed back to the room. "Don't kick me when I come in, asshole. I'm bringing your dinner." That said, he opened the door.

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Myq was in fact, naked on the bed, having shed his wet trunks. He was laying there on his stomach while he conversed with Delilah, blatantly ignoring the other male.

"What do you think, girl?" he asked, cocking his head.

[ode]

It was a good thing Sa had put the food down before he bothered looking over at the man or it would have fallen just the way his jaw did. His eyes lit on that ass as his cock began to fill and - "ARE YOU TRYING TP GET RAPED OR SOMETHING?!!!!! But some damn clothes on!" He growled.

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"Geez Dede. You know, people like to kidnap you and then tell you you can't be naked. Naked rocks." he said as he turned slowly over to sit up and look at the male, folding his legs and blinking at him. "What?" he blinked.

[ode]

Sa squinted his eyes in an attempt to block out some of the view. "You are something else. If I didn't know better, I'd think you wanted me to molest you. Evil little Earthling."

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"You touch me and I'll kick your ass." Myq scoffed. "See there Delilah, he now wants to rape me. What kinda shit is that?" he blinked at his cat.