Corrupt a Wish

[mesmu]

Granted, but you are run out of town by my parents

I wish my fish never died

[Lizzy the Fluff Master]

Granted, but now your fish is FRANKENFISH!

I wish I still lived in Britain.

[mesmu]

Granted, but you can only eat applesauce for the rest of your life in exchange. The chunky, tastes like throw up kind.

I wish I had food that wouldn't kill my stomach to eat

[Lizzy the Fluff Master]

Granted, but instead of killing your stomach, it kills you.

I wish I could date my brother's boyfriend.

[andygoldy]

Granted, but I steal him back.

I wish gay marriage was legal.

[mesmu]

Granted, but you die before it happens.

I wish for equal rights everywhere.

[Lizzy the Fluff Master]

Granted, but the sun explodes the next day.

I wish that cats didn't always try to kill me.

[praiseofblood]

Granted, but dogs try to kill you.

I wish that school didn't start back so soon.

[mesmu]

Granted, but instead it becomes year round schooling.

I wish for a less flirtatious bird.

[Lizzy the Fluff Master]

Granted, but now it tries to kill you.

I wish I could go to sleep. (COFFEE IS EBIL!)

[mesmu]

Granted, but you never wake up.

I wish people would just see that love is love no matter whom or what it is with. {Ex: Lamb and a Lion}

[praiseofblood]

Granted, but you fall in love with a chainsaw.

I wish that people would start treating everyone with respect and love.

[mesmu]

granted, but then the world is invaded by aliens.

I wish I wasn't in pain.

[ode]

Granted, but instead of being in pain your out of pain and feel nothing.

I wish gay stereotypes were non-existant.

[mesmu]

granted, except for one thing... You become those stereotypes, all of them.

I wish for starvation to end