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Post by ode on Jun 21, 2012 16:49:25 GMT -5
Van snorted. "I only assumed, after all you're the one who offered but i suppose I can come and get it. Though how I am supposed to know when its ready is beyond me," the last he spoke as he walked out the door.
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Post by praiseofblood on Jun 21, 2012 16:52:23 GMT -5
Bale shook his head. "You just knock in a couple hours." he shrugged.
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Post by ode on Jun 21, 2012 16:54:19 GMT -5
Van wasn't sure what to do at home now that his schedule was broken. He usually cooked food for himself and then ate and then watched an hour or so of television before endign the night studying mechanical briefs. It was odd that he didn't have to spend time cooking so he sat and waited. When exactly two hours passed he went back over and knocked.
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Post by praiseofblood on Jun 21, 2012 16:56:47 GMT -5
Voices eminated from the apartment as Bale came to open the door. "Yo stud." Bale greeted, turning into his apartment.
"Hey, who's the stiff, baby?" asked Bale's friend Gren.
"Neighbor." Bale said, as he handed the male his wrapped plate.
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Post by ode on Jun 21, 2012 16:59:01 GMT -5
Van cocked his head to the side in puzzlement as he looked over Bale's shoulder to Gren. "If you are referring to my body language, Sir, i can assure you that I hold posture to be a very important value to body mechanics and because of that I can assure you I am most certainly not stiff. Stiffness is NOT good body mechanics."
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Post by praiseofblood on Jun 21, 2012 21:00:42 GMT -5
Gren snorted. "What's up with this dude?" He asked Bale, who shook his head.
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Post by ode on Jun 21, 2012 21:04:28 GMT -5
"Nothing, I assure you," Van sniffed and turned a curious gaze to Bale. "My blood pressure is down as is my cholesterol. What could possibly be up?"
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Post by praiseofblood on Jun 21, 2012 21:10:55 GMT -5
Bale looked at Gren. "He doesn't catch on to slang, G. Leave him be."
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Post by ode on Jun 21, 2012 21:13:50 GMT -5
Van grunted and reached his hand out. "My food, if you please."
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Post by praiseofblood on Jun 21, 2012 21:18:46 GMT -5
Bale rose a brow, placing a hand on his hip. "You know, one generally says thank you when someone cooks for you out of the goodness of their heart."
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Post by ode on Jun 21, 2012 21:23:51 GMT -5
"I am thankful for the meal but I would not suggest you use your heard to make it taste good," he said. Frowning over at the other male, he said, "Do you generally have strange men over in your home? You know diseases are rampant despite our use of medi-boxes. And medi-box uses are expensive, you know."
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Post by praiseofblood on Jun 21, 2012 21:31:23 GMT -5
Bale rose a brow, "Are you seriously telling me about my sex life?" he asked, folding his arms.
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Post by ode on Jun 21, 2012 21:34:49 GMT -5
"I am just informing you of the impending consequences of casual sex. It's no laughing matter, you know. Venereal diseases can be quite uncomfortable and require special Medi-boxes that cost more than average as VD is something that can be avoided by not having casual sex with an affected person," he said simply, "Now... My food," he held his palm up.
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Post by praiseofblood on Jun 21, 2012 21:38:13 GMT -5
Bale stared at the man and laughed his ass off. Gren was already on the floor laughing. "You seriously think that I would--with Gren?!'
Once he'd calmed down, he looked at Van. "Gren's like a freakin' brother to me, dig? Funny how you just jumped straight to sex," Bale observed as he plated the food and wrapped it before giving it to the man.
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Post by ode on Jun 21, 2012 21:42:24 GMT -5
"You're a young, attractive bearer. Why wouldn't I assume that is why you have another male in your apartment?" he wanted to know. Accepting his food, he lifted the wrap and looked it over, smelling it before deciding it was up to par. "Thank you for the food."
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